The four-loko virgin

Georgia Tech

Another one falls to the loko

Shame School: Georgia Tech

My blonde friend had her first four-loko drink this night. On the walk back home, she literally dove into the bushes like it was a swimming pool. She then proceeded to pass out face down in the plants while my other friend started to dry-hump her. The next morning when we asked her how her night was she responded: “I watched harry potter and went to bed.”