Blacked Out

Shame School: DePaul University

“This random kid who nobody knew shows up at our party, already blacked out (drunk). By the time the party ended, we found him passed out in the chair with a beer in his hands, sitting straight up, and his shoes still on. Since none of us knew him, we thought it would be okay to do this…I think we went through three sharpies just to get the right tone of black.┬áHe was gone by the time we woke up the next day, but I cannot even imagine that walk home.”

Editor’s Note: We do not advise taking a sharpie to some bro’s face. The fumes probably got this guy higher than a kite. But we also don’t advise blacking out and showing up at some party where you don’t know anybody. Shameful.

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  1. Holy shit, did this kid die from blood poisoning?

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