How To Be Cool In College

So, you want to know how to be cool in college. Could’nt ask your sister how to be cool in college? Your mom doesn’t know how to be cool in college? Your dad didnt go to college? Your dog doesnt speak… how the hell would he know how to be cool in college?

Don’t worry, freshmen, the college wall of shame will teach you how to be cool in college. And when you finally learn how to be cool in college, you can finally go to college and be cool.

Here are 5 college educated tips on how to be cool in college:

  1. Be confident, no one is going to baby you. This isnt high school.
  2. Be good looking, no one is going to lie to you anymore.
  3. Get drunk, no one is going to be your friend if your not drunk
  4. Do lots of drugs with other cool people. That will make you look cool.
  5. While your trying to be cool in college, try as hard as you can to look like your not trying to learn how to be cool in college.
  6. The one thing you shouldnt do, is tell people how to be cool in college or let people know you are a cool kid in college. That is not cool.
So you just got 6 tips on how to be cool in college and you still have no idea how to be college in college. Are you ever going to be cool in college? Do you even want to be cool in college. Maybe your just too dumb to be cool in college. Dude, its not about money or how big the zebra in your pants in. Its about confidence,. If you want to be cool in college, no matter how many massive zites you have on your nipples or if you have an insane amount of hair on the tip of your extremely smally private part. You need to be confidant.

Kidding! Here are 6 more tips on how to be cool in college!

  1. Be Rich
  2. Be good looking
  3. Squint your eyes at all times
  4. Tell people how many shots you took every day
  5. Smoke a lot, but show no signs of aging
  6. Tell everyone how you didn’t do the homework, but secretly get straight A’s

You just got even more tips on how to be cool in college?

And you still cant be cool in college?
Maybe you need more tips on how to be cool in college..
Here Are some bullet points on how to be cool in college because I really care about your college experience. Seriously, I just want you to be happy and sleep with semi good looking women.
Bullet Points begin now:
  • If you want to be cool in college and you have a lot of zits on your face, you should just go and get some face wash.
  • If you dress really poorly, go look at what the cool kids wear and ask them wear they got it.
  • To be cool in college, you must be able to look in the mirror and tell yourself you are cool and good enough to be inside of hot chicks on the regular, even on sundays.
  • You don’t have a sick set of speakers in college? Thats not cool. Go buy some cool college speakers and make sure to buy a huge subwoofer and turn up the bass.
  • Bass is cool in college, college chicks think bass is cool.