How To Make Money In College

Omg, your so poor right now because you don’t know how to make money in college. Well, that sucks. You should probably learn how to make money in college. If you knew how to make money in college you could probably pay off all that college debt and be one of those kids in college who buys lots of shots and liquor and lots of chicks go home with you because you have lots of money because you know how to make money in college. So now your like, im so poor and no one likes me and I have a lot of debt and cant even afford to go out at night at college and go get really drunk. So here are some tips on how to make money in college.

 

  1. Dealing drugs is how to make money in college.
  2. Selling your body is how to make money in college.
  3. Buying lots of pizza and selling it to drunk people is how to make money in college.
  4. Dressing like a homeless man and asking for money is how to make money in college.
  5. Stealing peoples bikes and selling them on ebay is how to make money in college.
  6. Eating ramen noodle every night is how to make money in college.
  7. Not eating is how to make money in college.
  8. Not going to college and getting a job is how to make money in college.
Those are some tips on how to make money in college. A really good tip on how to make money in college is to get really smart and learn about websites and how to make money off them even though they are not that cool. Or you could just get a part time time, cause thats how to make money in college.  But your still so confused, your poor, you dont know how to dress, your depressed because you cant afford any psychiatric help, and you still dont know how to make money in college. What? do you need more tips or something? Are you seriously that incept and incompetent?
Well, anyways, if your still struggling, even after 8 sweet and awesome tips, how to make money in college. Here are some really awesome tips on making money in college. REALLY AWESOME TIPs
8 More tips on How to make money in college

1. Get money to to buy a book on how to make money in college

2. Get a girl to teach you how to make money in college; its called stripping.

3. Get a guy to teach you how to make money in college; its called sating women for money

4. Get a dog to teach you how to make money in college; its called a puppy face

5. Get a zebra to teach you how to make money in college; its called a freak show

6. Get a sports pro to teach you how to make money in college; illegally

7. Get a drug dealer to teach you how to make money in college; its called dealing drugs

8. Get a vagina to teach you how to make money in college; its called getting pounded

Wow! 8 more free tips on how to make money in college and you still dont have a clue!

Bro, Women, Poor guy, poor women, I really dont know what to do with you at this point. Is there anything I can help you with? Should I just give you 5 dollars? I just gave you 16 free tips on how to make money in college and your still poor and cant afford a 5 dollar footlong. Wow, has anyone very taught you anything about college or money? Your definitely not a business major. Wait, maybe your not even in college…