What To Eat At College

Do you really need to know what to eat in college? Are you trying to be healthy, or are you trying to learn what to eat at college because you want to enjoy your food and have some yummy in your tummy moments on the regular. Its really not that hard to learn what to eat at college, so lets go over some quick pointers:

  1. Pizza is what to eat at college
  2. Fried chicken is what to eat at college
  3. Dick is what to eat at college
  4. Vagina is what to eat at college
  5. Fish is not what to eat at college
  6. Cereal; frosted flakes, is what to eat at college
  7. Hamburgers with cheese on them; we call them cheese burgers is what to eat at college.
  8. Beer is what to eat at college, even thought you drink it, eat it too.
  9. Dip is what to eat at college. College kids love that stuff.
Wow, we just gave you 9 shitty tips about what to eat at college and you are still an extremely confused college freshmen who has no idea what to eat at colllege. Are you starving? Do you need to call your mommy for a cookie? Ask your roomate for a cookie? OMG, are you serious? Do you really need to know what to eat at college?
fine we’ll give you some more tips because we are nice and we don’t want to see you starve. Unless that somehow benefited my bank account or sex life. Hehe, here are more tips on what to teat at college: