Shamed School: University Of Illinois

He who shall not be named decided to try and finish a handle of Skol vodka by himself for Unofficial at University of Illinois. He obviously failed…miserably…He started drinkin at 7 AM, passed out at 12 PM, started puking at 4 PM, and was on the toilet at 9 PM. He ended up peein himself, so we tried showering him with cold water, and all he managed to do was squeel like a little girl!

Shame School: University Of Illinois

When you can’t find any girls to dance with, the ceiling banester is always a good backup.

CWOS: Unreal butt pincher.

Shame School: University of Illinois

This is our friend Alli’s x-ray of her hand after she drunkenly
decided to have a wall punching contest. The wall won. It was only
7pm.

Shamed School: University Of Illinois

Not even your shoes can save you

CWOS: If you don’t get it, University of Illinois and Purdue have a huge rivalry, but then you probably don’t care anyway.

Purdue, rebuttle?

Shame School: University Of Illinois

Look really hard and you can see him on the right side of the couch. We took it as free reign to pile everything we could find in the room on top of him…

CWOS: If your wondering why the site has not been updated lately, well, its been a pretty shameful week.