Shamed School: Union College

Got totally blacked and passed out by 11.

Didnt even make it out of the dorm.

CWOS: Union College is a horrible name for a school. Seriously.

Shame School: Union College

This kid disappeared for 4 hours then came back and passed out. We were obligated to punish him for not hanging out with us.

CWOS: Ya’ll look like a lot of fun to hang out with…